

(Source: mikbeth, via acousticaffair)
Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..
But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..
After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..
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we were looking at my best friend’s history test and the question was “which president served the most amount of terms in the united states” and she answered gorge bush
not even george bush
gorge
(via camillelang)
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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Pinkie Pie is America’s reaction to an English accent.
Rarity is England’s reaction to an American accent.
(Source: bronychilensis, via derpidety)
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via radio-free-america)