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Reblogged from mikbeth
I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The Hunger Games, I was kind of curious for a second. So I called my agent. [My agent] was like ‘no one’s going to offer you that part.’ I was like, thanks for the reassurance.’ Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (x)

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Reblogged from togetherwellmakeitthrough

togetherwellmakeitthrough:

Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..

But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..

After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..

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Reblogged from ilovesquidward

ilovesquidward:

we were looking at my best friend’s history test and the question was “which president served the most amount of terms in the united states” and she answered gorge bush

not even george bush

gorge

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Reblogged from zeldea

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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Reblogged from bronychilensis
interrobangpie:

Pinkie Pie is America’s reaction to an English accent.
Rarity is England’s reaction to an American accent.

interrobangpie:

Pinkie Pie is America’s reaction to an English accent.

Rarity is England’s reaction to an American accent.

(Source: bronychilensis, via derpidety)

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Reblogged from councilwoman

buttafuoco:

Gotye is actually pronounced like “one-hit-wonder”

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Reblogged from aimmyarrowshigh

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via radio-free-america)

Reblogged from brony-express
brony-express:

Fluttershy With A Ponytail by *JennieOo
JESUS CHRIST SHE’S ADORABLE

brony-express:

Fluttershy With A Ponytail by *JennieOo

JESUS CHRIST SHE’S ADORABLE

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